It’s about time someone said what we all were thinking. “The thing that’s got it all fucked up now is camera phones – how the hell am I supposed to be able to do a line in front of complete strangers when they’ve all got cameras?” Amen brother. We’ve been saying that for months now. (Vice)

Attention music blog shoppers! Vice Records have realised that keeping security tight on The Streets* new LP is worthless. So they’re letting us ‘ave it. The Streets – When You Wasn’t Famous mp3 (totally legal). Getting a free download is like Vice letting you take a lick of that pistachio ice-cream and then grabbing it right back and proceeding to scamper off into the night. Well not the night but at least a virtual music store for you to download, download, download!

It gets better, our special offer this week can only bring you further satisfaction. Mike Skinner recently co-hosted Zane Lowe’s BBC1 radio show, and here you got two excerpts:

Sitting up? No, standing down m4a

Mike venting about a cash machine m4a

Sorry you can’t stream. Just the file host policy I guess.

And finally Pranging out.mp3. Right click and save y’all. Cos you’re worth(less without) it.

*n.b. you have to go to the site to find out about Tony The Tiger.

Saturday night, around 2 am, as I was watching the Rome marathon on HBO, my soundproof windows must have had a screw loose because I could hear Vama Veche’s Hotel Cismigiu coming from the beer-fumed walls of my neighbour’s house. As I was waiting for the climax- all those chavs howling “Americanii-s de vina, futu-i in gura sa-i fut”, I was beginning to wonder – it’s Saturday night, they’re pissed, it’s 2 am, what could be next in line after cussing the Americans? I had to ask. Manele frate*. I am so not going to be politically correct here. I hate that music being thrust in my ears. I have no problem when they keep it to themselves, because I don’t have to care.
This made me think about how universally liked some songs can be. Hotel Cismigiu as most have figured out is about reading between the lines, not only about swearing. It’s swearing with a reason. People who listen to manele would listen to something totally different like that because it’s just… good.

Recently, as in last week, the UK has made history. Getting to number one purely due to downloads might not be worth a lot of hoop-la to some, but since Romania doesn’t even have an official whatevs chart it sounds light-years ahead to me. No sales, no Arctic Monkeys coming over.

Gnarls Barkley (Cee-Lo and producer-extraordinaire Dangermouse) are therefore also down in history with a dance concoction that appeals to both teeny-boppers and mature listeners that would, as of now, never admit to actually liking it, or skipping around to it in front of the bathroom mirror.

Gnarls Barkley – Crazy mp3
(to download, right-click and ‘save target as’/or ctrl+click and ‘save link as’ on a mac)
buy single

BBC Doc on Gnarls Barkley

bonus Vama Veche – Hotel Cismigiu mp3 buy LP

*Manele is not to be confused with traditional gypsy music.